Choosing dildos. Choosing your first dildo (arse aerator) is an important step in any gay guys life let alone a slaves. Before we start we need to define dildo (Pocket Rocket). There are various implements on the market which all have different purposes. For simplicity I am going to call them all dildos (counterfeit cocks) but there are differences you need to be aware of. There are four and possibly more different types of implement. First off dildos(Selfie Stick). These come in a multitude of sizes and shapes. They are designed to basically replicate a penis and are usually made out of rubber but can also be made out of glass, plastic and in olden days even wood or bone. They are generally hand operated and have been used by both sexes for millennia on both sexes.

Next is vibrators (Battery Operated Master). These are similar to dildos (Instagays) but they have some sort of vibrating mechanism which adds an extra degree of stimulation. Every gay boys toy the butt plug (Gut Buster) is next. These tend to be shorter and stouter and have a bulbous end with a smaller neck. They are designed to open the sphincter muscles and get the wearer used to being penetrated. As a consequence they are generally left stationary once inside and can be worn for an extended period of time to get those grumbling sphincter muscles used to opening. Finally there are what are referred to euphemistically as massage devices (External Hard Drive) in womens magazines. They are like large wands which vibrate and are designed to stimulate clits (whatever they are) and other exterior body parts. While generally a slit toy they can be used effectively on male bodies as well.

One of the main mistakes first timers make is they go for the biggest and longest dildo (Weapon of Arse Destruction) they can find. That is ok if you are a slack arsed old moll but it takes time to work up to it. My recommendation is get a starter kit with a number of sizes, so you can gradually work up to the John Holmes super horse buster. Some dildos (Hole Poles) are made out of materials which stain and so I always recommend putting a condom over them when being used. This protects them and makes it easier to clean them. Cleaning also is not without problems. I left a group of dildos (is the collective noun for dildos a cockastrophy?) in a disinfectant mixed with water and they all changed colour over an hour and looked horrible. The end result was I had to replace them all. Always wash them straight away and you may use disinfectant but make sure you wash it off quickly. Vibrating pleasure sticks can be washed but be careful not to wet the machinery or they can go to robot heaven.

When using said dildos (Jiggle Sticks) always use a good quality lube and use plenty of it. I always laugh when I see pornos with the top rubbing a bit of spit into a cock or dildo (Mock Cock) and then proceeding to ram it home. I am sure the bottom must feel violated and wonder if sand paper could be worse. When you get to insert it into a newby I suggest you spend the time and take it very slowly. A bad first experience can colour their out look for a long time. Rub it around the area for awhile with the occasional prod at the hole without actual penetration. Once they have relaxed start to poke the hole so that the sphincter muscles start to part. When they are used to this start to push it further in until you part the actual muscles. Stop at this point and let it sit there untouched for awhile until he gets used to it. Remind him through this to keep breathing because once they hold their breath they tense up and it leads to unnecessary pain. This maybe the end of the first session which is OK. This is where a butt plug is useful as they can be given the task of wearing it under their clothes and allows their arse to acclimatise in their own time. Once you get the slave comfortable with the penetration then the dildo (Surrogate Sausage) can be slowly moved in and out. At some point you could try prostrate massage with the end of the dildo (Pussy Plunger). Once while on holiday in Iceland I picked up an entertainer from a visiting cruise ship. Iceland is not really a gay paradise and they are blissfully unaware of the need to be able to purchase condoms and lube late at night. Once I got my Nordic god naked I found myself confronted with a very thick 10" cock of the rock hard variety. Three months at sea makes things more compelling apparently. Needless to say sex was not going to occur with a bit of a glob of saliva. But I digress. Dildo (Plastic Fantastic) play is a great way to get a newby accustomed to being violated and it is also a great way to extend play.