A blog about nothing. Well punters I am sorry for going off the air but I have been busy with work and decided to have a break from blogging. Today I thought I would explore using nothing on a slave. I have found that the judicious use of ignoring a slave can pay significant benefits to adding to their subjugation. First off I quite often ignore a slave. I may just take my time to answer them or just move on with out replying. This is a very effective way of ensuring that they realise they are at the bottom of the pile. It emphasises that I am in control and that the slave will get what I determine he needs. Another nothing technique is I may ask them a question about what they are thinking, some sex event in the past, some deep probing question or maybe I am just trying to confirm they have done what I ask. I ask the question and then just look at them like I want more after they have spoken. I have found that slaves in this predicament feel they should offer more and so I find out all sorts of things as they will keep offering me information until I look away. I have even had them admit they have lied and thereby opened up the possibility of punishment without me having to do anything other than look unsatisfied. Another nothing technique I have is to call them over to my house (or into the room if they live with me) and then just have them kneel in the corner. I then totally ignore them until I am satisfied and then send them home or off to bed. This builds an air of anticipation and leaves them totally unsatisfied.

Another nothing technique is to edge them over an extended period of time and then send them away without having let them cum. This is a good punishment if you want a change from whips and paddles. Another interesting use of nothing is to tie a new slave up totally naked in the house and then go out. This is very daunting for them if they are not yet totally sure of you, leaves them concerned if there is a fire or other emergency and leaves them wondering if they will get caught and exposed by some one walking in to the room. Nothing can also be the response to a task. I may get a slave to writer me an essay about "edging" for example. They have learnt that I expect everything referenced, correct spelling and punctuation etc and so considerable effort has to go into the preparation. Sometimes I read it and critique it but occasionally I apply the nothing technique of throwing it in the bin unread while the slave watches. This generally leaves them aghast and totally demoralised. The looks on their little faces at times like these is just priceless. So Masters out there reading this go off and enjoy nothing.

Household furniture part two. In my previous post I talked about using the slave as furniture. In this post I will talk a little bit about using household furniture as sex equipment. Many times I have heard both Masters and slaves talk about the expense of buying various pieces of sex equipment. I agree totally some of you purveyors of exotic equipment really need to point a gun at shoppers when they reach the counter because then the pretence would at least become reality. I do have some exotic equipment at home which for the most part I have made but really all you need is an average house and a bit of imagination and you will find yourself in a Pandora's box of sex. The average couch is just the right size to bend someone over to expose their butt for a good paddling. Spookily enough it is just the right height to also play sink the sausage. Same with a coffee table. It has four legs which are ideal to use as tie off points for each arm and leg and is the right height to play sink the sausage if you are into kneeling.

We have all heard stories of bored housewives sitting on a working washing machine for Beach Boy sex (Good Vibrations - LOL). A slave can also benefit from this if they are sitting on a butt plug as well as the washing machine. A table also has four legs and so a slave can be totally spread out so they can't move and high enough so they are not able to touch the ground and use it as a launch pad. There is also the good old kitchen chair. This can be used upright or in the case of the photo lying face down so that the whole back rest can be used to stretch out the slave. This gives you tie points for all arms and legs and puts the slave under physical stress as they have their knees bent back. Have the slave straddle the chair and it is just the right height for more sinking of sausages and paddling. Even just tying them to the chair as they sit provides numerous tie points which allows you to immobilise them, stretch their balls, tickle them, shave and paddle the front part of their bodies. The chair can be moved into the shower or bath so the slave can be immobilised while you use them as a urinal without fear of damage to the Persian rug.

Furniture. To add an element of change into your slave training it is always good to invent something challenging and different to keep the training interesting. One of the things which I think is a bit quirky but never the less fun is to use the slave as common household furniture. The main reason why I use position three (mentioned in previous posts) is that it has the slave on his hands and knees which makes a perfect platform for a foot stool, or coffee table.

This can also be achieved by having the slave lie on their front or back but its obviously a lot lower. I quite often like to lie the slave down so I can use them as a bed or pillow. I recently interviewed a potential slave who I have given the name 'stupid' and number 12. We spent a pleasant three hours for our first session at a gay club which specialises in BDSM. Here during a break between tying him up and humiliating him I used him as a chair. I put him on his back with his legs bent over his head. I then sat down on the back of his thighs and used his legs from his knees to his feet as a back rest. This I found to be very comfortable for me but put slave 12 in a certain amount of physical stress. While having a nice sit I was able to play with his balls and cock which are two of my favourite things.

I have seen other slaves used as furniture with trays suspended from nipple clamps which I feel is a bit hard core for day to day use around the house. I have made a small string bag and suspended it from a slaves balls and then used the string bag to hold my drinks which I found a lot of fun. If you use this method then my advice is to drink slow or drink lots (LOL). I have also used a slaves flat head to hold drinks and it has the added advantage of forcing the slave to concentrate or he gets covered in drink and then gets punished for being careless. I have also used a naked slave as a plate and had them draped over the table covered in food which was eaten by some guests I had visiting. Make sure the slave is spotlessly clean and the food sticky and messy to get the best results.

Training. When training slaves I normally expect slaves to only respond when asked. If I have a live in slave it is obviously different and there has to be quite a lot of too and fro conversation to keep the household functioning. When ever I get a response from a slave I normally expect them to agree with me and this is reflected in their answers generally. The question though is the answer what they really think or are they just giving me what I want to hear?

I have pondered this question quite a bit of late and it strikes me as almost impossible to determine one way or the other the amount of sincerity in a response from a slave. The point of training a slave is to mould the slave to conform with your requirements. To educate them on how you want things done, to allow them to anticipate your needs, so they can proactively try to please you without always being asked. Training is also to shape their thinking so that they willingly come to the conclusion that they are inferior and the only way of achieving personal worth is to please the Master. So is it important for a slave to really agree with the Master rather than just going along with his views? After much thinking I have reached the conclusion that it doesn't really matter. The Masters training is to point the way to the slave. If the slave recognises the correct way and responds and acts accordingly then I think the training is having the desired effect. I think if the slave doesn't totally commit to the Masters view then it is not totally ideal however as long as outwardly it appears so then I think the training is progressing. I have reached the conclusion that this is an intermediate phase of a slaves training and merely indicates the need for more training. I think it is positive and indicates the slaves desire to please you. I think if you can get to the final phase where the slave is totally dependent on your views, pleasure and feedback to achieve a sense of worth then you can consider the training over and move to a maintenance regime. This needs to be carefully handled as a maintenance regime could become very boring. In order to prevent this then the slaves maintenance regime needs to be constantly reviewed and constantly invigorated to keep it challenging. By this time the hard work has been done and the Master will have a very good idea of how his slave thinks and operates. One of the easiest ways of keeping the maintenance regime interesting might be to take a second slave and have the first slave assist in the training. Most slaves never quite get to this phase but it is certainly what all Masters should be aiming to develop in a slave.

Cages. The caging of a slave has many uses and benefits. There are cages and also cages which will also change the effect for the slave. The big bastard. The big bastard is needed when you expect the slave to sleep in a cage. It needs to be big enough for him to stretch out and sleep. It sounds nice and tough to say they don't need all that room as they are only slaves but in the real world they have to be rested enough to be able to work. For safety you need to be able to release the door quickly in the event of a fire. I personally don't lock the door as I don't want to have to wake up when the slave bleats about needing a piss. It is also good that they can get out in the morning and make my cup of tea without me having to get out of bed. I use the bars as psychological imprisonment most of the time. It can be used for slave time out to think about their actions but there are better ways of achieving that with other cages. There are down sides to having a cage in the room. What do you do with it when mum visits. It can also be off putting when you have been successful in picking up a vanilla sex god. I am not adverse to forbidding the slave from leaving the cage over night. I am happy to put them in nappies or make them use a bottle. If the cage is somewhere like a garage then you could just make them piss or shit themselves. It is hard work being a Master as there are so many decisions to make.

The oh so squeezy. The oh so squeezy is a much smaller cage and it is designed to make the slave very uncomfortable. It is tight and there is no room to stretch out or turn around. This is the most effective way of giving a slave time out to think about their poor service. For this I use a large dog transporter cage. It is made out of plastic with a wire grill door. It can be locked but the door latch is placed so that it is very difficult for the slave to manipulate it anyway. To get in the slave has to crawl in backwards and once in cannot turn around. This is portable and so I can take it with me in the car, light so it can be lifted easily by one person or dare I say slave and weather proof so it can be left outside no problems. If mum comes over just tell her its for the dog. I can leave a slave in there wallowing in their piss and shit for as long as I want without it ruining the rugs and then it can be easily cleaned. I can also place it in my lounge room with the wire grill door facing me so I can watch both the TV and my slave enjoying their seclusion time. Being plastic with a wire grill door I can also throw buckets of cold water over the slave to add to their pleasure. The only disadvantage I see with this cage is that due to its tight size there are limits to how long a slave can be left in there to contemplate.

The wire wonderland. The wire wonderland is as its name suggests made of wire. Mine currently has a cover over it as I was using it to transport slave 8 around the farm on a wet day. The wire has a number of benefits. It is bigger than 'the oh so squeezy' but smaller than the 'big bastard'. It is still too small for the slave to stretch out but they can turn around. It is wire and so they can see in all directions which is not necessarily desirable. I find that slaves imaginations can run riot if they hear activity but can't see whats actually going on. Be it sex, a flogging or even just talking to a stranger; the slaves imagination will go into over drive if they can only listen. This cage is wire so it will rust if you leave it out side. Being wire though means you can have the slave back up onto any implement or body part you want. You can easily make it into a 'oh so squeezy' just by pushing a few rods through the wire at spots to restrict their movement. The good visibility into the cage does mean that you can totally supervise their position and actions without having to leave your chair.

I have seen another cage on the internet which was of wire construction and completely formed around the slave so that he was permanently in a kneeling position poised for sex with who ever required relief. This is a bit extreme though and would be way to expensive for the average Master as it would have to be individually made for each slave. It would also have very limited time usage before the slave started to have health issues with circulation.

Out door training. I have probably misnamed this post as it was more out door testing. I have a visiting friend who I think has slave tendencies but I am not quite sure if he is ready yet to take the quantum leap. I decided to take him down to the Yarra River which flows a few minutes drive from my place. We took one of the canoes and set off up stream for a day on the cool water rather than swelter around the house. He is Indian and only been in Australia a few years. He is not confident in water so I had to gee him up a bit and make sure he felt safe in the buoyancy vest before we set off. As we pushed away from the bank I said "Fuck". He quickly responded by asking what the was the matter. I told him that I had forgotten the crocodile spear. I have a wicked sense of humour and got much enjoyment from seeing his eyes like dinner plates and the general look of horror. I reassured him that there are no crocodiles in southern Australia and we set off again with gusto. We paddled for an hour up river. The Yarra River is very beautiful near my house and you frequently see kangaroos and all types of bird life as you paddle along so its a great day if you want to show a visitor some of the country. We had to get out a few times to cross rapids and so by the time we found a nice bank to relax on we were quite wet.

I suggested we ditch the clothes to let them dry and we settle down for a bite to eat and a few beers. We are sitting in the river drinking when down comes a guy in shorts and sits down about 50 metres down stream. My friend says "what are we going to do" as we were both naked. Without even thinking I told him to stand up for a minute and his slavish nature kicked in and he got up without even questioning me. He stood just long enough to be seen and then sat down. The guy down the river got up then and removed his shorts and sat down again. He moved on after half an hour and we were left alone. Over our couple of beers we talked about a variety of things and sex is always high on the list of topics for my friend. He has a good solid 8 inch brown uncut trouser snake and in the current circumstances it was pleasant viewing as any discussion on sex tends to get him going and so he waxed and waned between a 50% and 75% erection. He made some comment about handcuffs and I said you don't need handcuffs as a good piece of rope will do the job equally well. I then got the rope I use to tie up the canoe and showed him how to use it to tie a persons arms. He got to a 100% erection at this point which was quite pleasant and unmistakeable. Needless to say I had to do something about that and let me just say that a long barrel obviously gives extra range. Next time he is down I am going to make sure that I secure the food and drink to the canoe with extra rope as I would hate to lose the supplies and some extra rope is always useful.

I am pissed off. I had yet another potential slave fail to appear today. Why is this so? Happy for slaves to chicken out but at what point did we decide that manners no longer counted. Where was my text or message. Is it really that hard to just send a message that you have changed your mind and won't be coming or cumming for that matter? I blame this phenomena on a couple of things: 1. Newbies. Something they always wanted to do and on reading a profile felt a bit of blood seeping into that small piece of meat we will call a penis (if it helps their self esteem). In the morning after a good lonely wank they chicken out to continue on with their normal lonely or pretend straight life. 2. Married guys. Once again after a nice read of a profile, the small brain gets hard for the first time in weeks and so there is "Master I really want to serve you. I will do anything you want etc etc blah blah". Then later the dragon arises from her lair and married guy has the guilts set in and he avoids the internet for a week or two. He then goes back to "yes dear, no dear" and continues with his sexless life. 3. Mr bored and pissed. Quite out there when he has had a few drinks. Happy to muck around with his football mates and go the squirrel grip, pull their pants down or pull his dick out and dance around. After all its just the boys mucking around after a few drinks and couldn't be considered gay. Then in the cold hard light of sobriety he goes back to Mr Straight and laughs off the photos. Or if he has made an appointment with a Master he will go quiet or block them. 4. Mr Ego. I am the coolest dude on the block, I look good and I am doing you a favour by wanting to serve you. Trouble is later Mr Ego goes I'm a bit tired and I can't be bothered. He then justifies it to himself that the Master was 30 and he only plays with people up to 29, that out of the 18 listed kinks there was one he thought a bit odd so he was obviously weird or that he lived more than three houses away and so he was to hard to meet with despite the fact he has a car or good public transport. Well slaves out there I am sick of it. All good Masters will spend a lot of time in preparation prior to any meeting. They will read through the slaves profile and see what they want to get out of the training, they will then see how best to incorporate it into their own needs. They will review the slaves boundaries to make sure that the session goes smoothly. There maybe purchases to make to meet specific scenarios and there will be setting up of the play room. Then there is the sitting around waiting for the slimy snivelling soft cock to show up rather than getting other needed tasks completed. To make sure a training session goes well there is so much preparation that it is no wonder that Masters get really pissed off when balless cock snot don't have the decency to advise that they are not going to show up. This morning I had a no show who I had gone to a lot of trouble to accommodate a few months ago. Apparently he is different now and begged me to train him. Well sorry spawn of a spineless jelly fish I have no intention of attempting to meet you again.