COCKS. What makes a good cock? The question on every gays lips since Alexander the Great started a cock collection in an ancient Egyptian town because they wouldn't open the gates. It borders on an obsession for some gays and I have to admit it gets my attention for 23 hours 59 minutes a day. One of the things I have discovered is that cocks are like a box of allsorts and you never quite know what you will get each time you dip in for a snack. How many times have you found a nice large cock only to be disappointed because it was like trying to play pool with a rope cue. Alternatively there have been some legendary small ones so perky that they made you red raw.

Then there is the age old question about cut versus uncut. From my observations people tend to like what they don't have and so cut guys seem to prefer uncut cocks and vica versa. There is also advantages with cut cocks as they tend to not collect diseases as easily but then uncut cocks tend to be more sensitive. Decisions decisions. Statistically the average cock is around 5.5" to 6" with only 2% having 8" or more. Unless of course you watch porn where 8" is barely normal. Nothing like the feeling of having your eyes bulge from being prodded from behind by some large cock being stuck in your nether regions. Around 13% of cocks lean to the left while only 1.2% of cocks lean to the right. Cocks obviously have a commie bent. Then there is nearly 15% which bend downwards. I like these for head jobs as they tend to be ideally suited to slide down a guy on his knees throat. The 22% which curve upwards are also good as they tend to rub internal parts much more effectively.

So old straight shaft is a dud you say. Well no as he is very pleasing to the eye, is easy to swallow, and much easier to aim. What about thick or thin? I have had a cock presented to me that was barely 5" in length however it was so thick I couldn't get my hand around it completely. As a bottom head job giver I would say there was an advantage with a thin cock if it is going to be pounded into you unless you have an opening like the Grand Canyon. As a top a large thick cock provides a lot more pleasure when you find the slack bottomed slut of your dreams. As a lover of cocks a thick and long cock is always easier on the eye. Then there are the legendary racial differences. We have all heard stories of black life support systems for mega prongs and Asian micro cocklets however for every one that lives up to the legend I have found lots that prove that god has a sense of humour.

Then there are showers and growers. Many a small cock barely able to be described as a penis surprises you when it grows and grows and grows some more to become a tyrannosaurus cox. Then on the reverse side of the coin is the bratwurst mega sausage that gets harder but not larger. Some have pointy little heads ready to spear you while others have big bulbous knobs that make them look more like mushrooms than pooh jabbers. Foreskins also vary a lot. Some barely cover the end while others hang around gathering dust while the owner walks around. There are some so tight they don't retract while others can be used to hold your loose change. I had a straight mate who we put 24 x 50c pieces in his foreskin. An Aussie 50c piece is quite large and not to be sneezed at lightly.

So my advice to you is not to be too picky about size, shape or out look. Each little, large, thin, thick, cut, uncut, bent, straight, perky floppy cock has been produced lovingly by God to provide hours of entertainment to someone. It maybe the cock owner or the cock user who gets the most joy but trust me when I say everyone will get joy out of a cock one way or the other. A nice small one in a cage is a joy to behold, same as a large one roped up with a weight hanging off it.